Whether you want to get attention or provoke a reaction or simply want to make others smile, the following funny sayings for T-shirt will serve your purpose. Some people will frown upon your tee, some will laugh, some will look you down and some other will cringe but you should give a damn about people.

I’m going to start with my favorite T-shirt sayings, and I request you that you add yours favorite to the comments.

So here we go:

  • Rehab Is for Quitters
  • I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer
  • Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.
  • HARD WORK WILL PAY OFF LATER. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW!
  • I wear the brains in the family.
  • Hard work has a future payoff Laziness pays off now.
  • Jesus love you but I’m his favorite T Shirt.
  • I Don’t Know What Makes You So Dumb, But It Really Works
  • He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest
  • I Want What I Want
  • I bite the hand that feeds me.
  • row row row your boatgently down the streammerrily merrily merrily merrilyI just have to scream
  • Do Not Disturb Already Disturbed
  • He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest
  • You never see a motorcycle at a psychiatrics office.
  • Smile and the world smiles with you….F a r t and you stand alone.
  • ”I work for the F.B.I.(Female Body Inspectors)”
  • When I’m good, I’m very good. But when I’m bad I’m better. —Mae West
  • I’m really enjoying not talking to you, so let’s not talk again real soon, okay?
  • I’m not cynical. Just experianced.
  • A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
  • POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN….Cops have nothing to go on.
  • You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
  • Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?
  • God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me..
  • “Was today really necessary?”
  • ‘I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts — Do You Want Fries With That?”
  • “Too cool to comprehend”
  • Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
  • I’m out of estrogen and I’ve got a gun….any questions?
  • My husband and I divorced over religious differences – He thought he was God.
  • You suck and thats sad.
  • I was born intelligent – education ruined me.
  • Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
  • Press any key to… No! Not THAT one!
  • Beauty is Pain.