Funny Sayings Page 1

I Brake For No Apparent Reason.
Unknown

Feel free to use anything, except my spouse & my toothbrush…I mean it about the toothbrush.

Please be patient. Even a toilet can handle only one asshole at a time.

Don’t you just hate it when people say stuff in their status that……

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Life Lessons Quotes

Life is a train of moods like a string of beads; and as we pass through them they prove to be many colored lenses, which paint the world their own hue, and each shows us only what lies in its own focus.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

The happiness of life is made up of minute……

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Life is Like Quotes and Sayings

We did not get sober to die sober, we got sober to enjoy life in a fulfilled approach.
Charlie Anonymous

Life is like a mirror, if you frown at it, it frowns back; if you smile, it returns the greeting.
Unknown

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Funny One Liners

That's the secret to life… replace one worry with another. When God asks what you’ve done with your life, try not to say “Didn’t you read my statuses?” Always believe in God. Because there are some questions that even Google can't...

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Funny Quotes and jokes in hindi

१- Bluetooth और girlfriend एक जैसी होती है, पास रखो तो # Connect,
दूर रखो तो # New_Device_Found.

२- कामयाबी के सूत्र :
भारत में बच्चे #Bournvita से
महिलाएं #Fair & Lovely से
और
पुरुष #रजनीगन्धा से कामयाब…..

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Growing Up Quotes

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt.
Max Lerner

You grow up the day you have your……

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Funny Short Sayings

Sit comfortably, have a cup of coffee in your hand and be ready for journey, the journey of funny short sayings. Unlike other journey which consists of some degree of tiredness, this journey will provide you with giggles, chuckles, laughter, fun and humor. When you...

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Quotes About Moving On

Accept fate, and move on. Don’t yield to the seductive pull of self-pity. Acting like a victim threatens your future.
Unknown

Be courageous! Have faith! Go forward.
Thomas A. Edison

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Words of Encouragement

Anonymous
When you feel like giving up, remember why you held on for so long in the first place.

William Arthur Ward
Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. Love me and I may be forced to love you.

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Cute Life Quotes

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself. —– Eleanor Roosevelt

If you give your life as a wholehearted response to love, then love will wholeheartedly respond to you. —-Marianne Williamson

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Friends Sayings

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. ---Sicilian Proverb A Friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you anyway!!! ---- Author Unknown Best friends listen to what you don't. It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend....

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Cute Sayings

If you love someone tell them, because hearts are often broken bywords left unspoken. Suicide is away of telling God, You can’t fire me I quit !!!!! Life is tough, get a helmet Love those who love you forget those who forget you. A mother’s love will never end. It is...

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