I Brake For No Apparent Reason.
Feel free to use anything, except my spouse & my toothbrush…I mean it about the toothbrush.
Please be patient. Even a toilet can handle only one asshole at a time.
Don’t you just hate it when people say stuff in their status that……read more
Life is just one damned thing after another.
Always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of……read more
Life is a train of moods like a string of beads; and as we pass through them they prove to be many colored lenses, which paint the world their own hue, and each shows us only what lies in its own focus.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
The happiness of life is made up of minute……read more
We did not get sober to die sober, we got sober to enjoy life in a fulfilled approach.
Life is like a mirror, if you frown at it, it frowns back; if you smile, it returns the greeting.
I wept because I had no shoes until I saw a man who had no feet.
Ancient Persian Proverb
The greater the difficulty the more glory in…..read more
Over time, people have hidden the gift of life which broadens our horizon: hope.
At one point in your life you either have the thing you want or the reasons why you don’t
That's the secret to life… replace one worry with another. When God asks what you’ve done with your life, try not to say “Didn’t you read my statuses?” Always believe in God. Because there are some questions that even Google can't...read more
१- Bluetooth और girlfriend एक जैसी होती है, पास रखो तो # Connect,
दूर रखो तो # New_Device_Found.
२- कामयाबी के सूत्र :
भारत में बच्चे #Bournvita से
महिलाएं #Fair & Lovely से
पुरुष #रजनीगन्धा से कामयाब…..
The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt.
You grow up the day you have your……read more
Sit comfortably, have a cup of coffee in your hand and be ready for journey, the journey of funny short sayings. Unlike other journey which consists of some degree of tiredness, this journey will provide you with giggles, chuckles, laughter, fun and humor. When you...read more
I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
Behold the turtle. He makes progress……..read more
The world is more like it is now than it ever has been before.
The two most common elements in the universe……read more
Life is a field of unlimited possiblilites.
Accept fate, and move on. Don’t yield to the seductive pull of self-pity. Acting like a victim threatens your future.
Be courageous! Have faith! Go forward.
Thomas A. Edison
When you feel like giving up, remember why you held on for so long in the first place.
William Arthur Ward
Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. Love me and I may be forced to love you.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself. —– Eleanor Roosevelt
If you give your life as a wholehearted response to love, then love will wholeheartedly respond to you. —-Marianne Williamsonread more
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. ---Sicilian Proverb A Friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you anyway!!! ---- Author Unknown Best friends listen to what you don't. It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend....read more
If you love someone tell them, because hearts are often broken bywords left unspoken. Suicide is away of telling God, You can’t fire me I quit !!!!! Life is tough, get a helmet Love those who love you forget those who forget you. A mother’s love will never end. It is...read more